Farmacia Christi: Plan B Pills For Everyone

I wonder if there will be a time when a Christian won’t find a job. For as I think about it, ‘great minds’ keep finding ways to excuse Sin. What is Sin? – people ask. Sin is no more. Guilt is primitive. Psychoanalysis is Superior. Indeed, Pharmacies have killed all Sin!

Why should I feel guilty about visiting the Pharmacy, buying a “Plan B” pill, and flushing away my body, my soul, and possibly my children? Guilty? Please! – Prozac is just down the isle. Thanks be to God – our great pharmacist.

As I look around, all I see are “Sale Signs”. There’s always something to buy. And sales bring jobs. Yes, job openings for all people willing to work for their American Dream.

Where does the money Go? I ask. To Abortion Pills? No. It can’t be. The big Walgreens' and Walmarts of the world are nice. They give us jobs, benefits, and even time off to be with our families during the “Holidays”. They are nice.

One day, however, our pills will run out. Then we will realize that there will be no Jobs for us Christians. For to be a follower of Jesus, one must choose him as a Master. And he tells us, we can’t serve two. Only one. For only one values Life, and only one Loves us. Only one can run with open arms towards us; as he sees us coming running down the hill towards his Holy Home. Only he can embrace us with Grace, and everlasting Life.